awktastic:

poweurful:

steaktumblr:

This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this is my favourite picture on tumblr.

im crying

hiddlestalker:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

omG

#this post is BANANAS

will-twerkfor-pizza:

muymuychevere:

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

I thought I was the only one who caught that lol 

& this is why I love this bald headed bitch 👏

url-goes-here:

have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”

vinuskar:

hotdamngallagher:

neutralmilkjotel:

chloweafterdark:

never forget where you came from

he is a perfect human being

I’m just

My respect for him has just gone through the roof

midnightfitnesss:

Hahah

thefuuuucomics:

this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

chris-noth:

today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.

witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.